Until You Get To 1000

beer me

2010-12-16T14:55:00.000-08:00

after thinking about it, and deciding i didn't want to fall out of the habit of writing in this thing, but i also didn't feel like writing every day, i'm going to cut back to 4 days a week.

i'm going to stick with my previous category ideas for monday-wednesday. thursday, which will remain a day for the random word search/study update will keep that dubious honor, but also roll into it the friday "judging a movie by its cover" and saturday "excuse to write about beer" days, so that whatever i've got on any given thursday will be what i write about.

today, a short piece about beer. two beers, particularly, from the great divide brewing company.

we'll talk about hoss first, since this was the first i tried. the description from great divide reads "rich, layered malt notes, with hints of cherry and dark fruits, dominate, while the unique addition of rye imparts a slightly earthy, spicy character. Hoss finishes crisp and dry, and its brilliant red-orange color is a toast to the sunsets that make the perfect backdrop for this beer." it's actually won a few medals, and it's easy to see why. it's very woody and earthy and, as per the description, the dark cherry flavor really does come through.
the nose is dry, tart, and somewhat sour and wheat-y, like a sourdough bread, and it finishes, crisp, light, and buttery. add the gorgeous color that's like a slightly darker amber, and you've got yourself one of the best new beers i've tasted in a while.

up next is the hibernation ale, gdbc's "winter tradition." they describe it as "robust, dry-hopped ale has a malty richness balanced with a complex hop profile and hearty, warming character," and it's impossible to find fault with that description. the richness of the malt lends a savory scent and a lighter savory flavor, that finishes with a just a bit of hops, just enough to let you know they're there.

wrap both beers up in fantastically designed bottles, and i'm totally sold. i just wish i could find more of their beers around here. otherwise, it may necessitate a road trip to denver. who's coming with me?

science!!!

2010-12-15T14:53:00.000-08:00

so much science today that it warrants three exclamation points!!!

first, the arguably least science-y of the three, they've apparently found the embalmed head of king henri the iv, assassinated in 1610. it's been passed down through the generations by collectors, and was identified using radiocarbon dating, computer facial reconstruction, and through several distinguishing marks, including an ear-piercing and a facial lesion.

science!

in other science news, they've discovered a particular type of snail that glows under the right conditions, the Hinea brasiliana, which uses its creepy radioactive-like glow to scare off predators. part of the "clusterwink snail" family, its the snail itself that emits the glow, and uses its shell to disperse the light across a larger surface.

science!!

and apparently? there are volcanoes on saturn's moon titan that, rather than lava, emit ice (and hydrocarbons).

i smell sci-fi channel original movie!!! (note: i refuse to call it "syfy" other than in this quick note explaining that i will not do so.) corin nemec, clear your schedule.

(in other news, it only took 16 pages of images in google image search to hit one that was very mildly nsfw...)

new music tuesday

2010-12-14T14:29:00.000-08:00

given this week's incredibly brief list of new releases, i listened to most of them, and decided to do a quick review for each i got through. the one that i didn't end up listening to that i wanted to was the new volbeat album, beyond hell/above heaven but i'll get to it at some point. in the meantime:

Ryan Adams - III/IV (2010, PAX AM Records) 4 of 5
This is definitely one of Adams's more rock and roll albums, well, since lloR N kcoR, released back in 2003. It features a lot of the same musical touchstones, being the "college rock" staples Adams grew up on, like the Replacements, the Smiths, R.E.M. & Joy Division, with even a little Neil Young and Tom Petty thrown in for good measure. It does suffer a bit from the occasional bout of "damaged junkie self-pitying," and an overly long running time (it spans two 10+ track discs), and it's arguable that it could have been split into two releases. Unfortunately, the criticism there would likely be that it's "too much of the same" spread across two different discs, and the fact of the matter is, Adams is a talented songwriter a majority of the time. The rest of the time, he's just keeping himself busy.

The Damned Things - Ironiclast (2010, Mercury Records) 3 of 5
This record is nothing if not necessarily necessary. It's full of decent, late '80s crossover metal, in the vein of Testament, Megadeth, Corrosion of Conformity, and Anthrax, but definitely the softest of their tunes. And, go figure, the band features not one but TWO Anthrax members in Scott Ian and Rob Caggiano. The band is also comprised of Fall Out Boy members Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley (i.e., two of the dudes who aren't pete wentz), and lead singer Keith Buckley from Every Time I Die. I think what's most disappointing about this album is that it doesn't feel nearly as dangerous as ETID does, and lacks the swagger, angularity, dirt, and biting, literate humor and wordplay that make Every Time I Die so great and interesting. I know it's unfair to compare the two bands, but it's hard not to, when all in all, this isn't too far a stretch from what ETID would sound like were they a little more mainstream -- if they, say, went all Eighteen Visions on us.

R. Kelly - Love Letter (2010, Jive Records) 2 of 5
As suggested by the cover art, this is apparently R. Kelly's love letter to the '50s and '60s sounds of R&B. As blatantly laid out by his speak-sung mission statement kick-off track, this is more a love letter to his fans. Well, that and Michael Jackson. Because really, amongst the direct reference to "Thriller," the secret bonus cover of "You Are Not Alone," and several MJ-styled "YEAH" outbursts, this could easily be mistaken for a lot of the late-period, synthesized-Motown Jackson ballads. The sound doesn't really stray far beyond the smooth jazz and lite R&B that's pretty inoffensive to everyone. But it's entirely possible that's what he's going for -- after all, much like Jackson, Kelly's had his share of controversial (and incredibly illegal) sexual escapades that probably make him pretty hesitant to step on anyone's toes. But speaking of...

Michael Jackson - Michael (2010, Epic Records) 2 of 5
The first of what I'm sure will be many, many more posthumous releases from the late "King of Pop," Michael suffers from being overly sappy, and in a lot of cases, nearly indistinguishable from the aforementioned R. Kelly album -- especially on the opening track "Hold My Hand." Well, that is, save for the near complete lack of libidinous come-ons. Instead, this record is full of "meaningful" songs, along the lines of "Man in the Mirror," but, you know, not good. "Hollywood Tonight" and his track with 50 Cent, "Monster" (about paparazzi, because, you know, they're monsters...) have a lot of the rough-edged funk reminiscent of Dangerous, but especially in light of 2008's Thriller reissue, this is pretty sub-par. On a couple of tracks, you can even (cover your eyes if you're squeamish) hear Jackson's missing nose. And something about "Best of Joy"'s refrain of "I am forever" is profoundly shrill & creepy. This is just evidence that while some songs may be forever, the artist is definitely not.

i fail at daily updates

2010-12-13T15:10:00.000-08:00

well, not even a week into this thing and i skip 3 days of posting. don't worry, i have things in mind for the couple of weekly themed posts that i missed, and will likely use them this coming week in an effort to not spend 60-120 minutes of my day working on this thing.

because that's the issue. it's all about time. and my time is precious.

just like morrissey:

creepy jackalope eye

2010-12-09T14:53:00.000-08:00

while i still haven't decided what thursday's theme will be, i'm thinking about centering it around a random word. that is to say, pick a word, write a little something about it, do a google image search and pull something entertaining, see if there are any youtube videos about it. that sort of thing. and this week? that word is "jackalope."

see, i'm in the middle of playing the game red dead redemption at the moment, and apparently there's a download-able jackalope to hunt.

and, i'm in the middle of reading the mental floss history of the united states, which regularly features jackalopes as bullet points in the text to stress a new section.

and and, whilst flipping through the newest issue of decibel magazine (with oderus urungus from gwar on the cover), smack in the middle there's an illustration of a jackalope done by bruno guerreiro.

one might even go so far as to say that the jackalope is, well, breeding like rabbits in my world at the moment.

i've even recently seen a mounted jackalope head for sale in the christmas cabela's catalog.

so, what exactly is a jackalope? well, it's a north american legend, particular to the southwest, and, as i'm sure you've been able to figure out at this point, a rabbit with antlers. before we get into the more "down-to-earth" aspects of the beast, let's talk about some of the more outlandish.

it's said that jackalope milk is extremely beneficial "medicinally" (it'll "melt your butter" so to speak), and that it's somewhat easy to obtain as the jackalope sleeps on its back. best yet, it comes right out of the animal already homogenized, as the power from a jackalope's jump just breaks that fat right down.

just don't attempt to milk it while it's breeding -- beyond being rude, jackalopes apparently only breed in ferocious lightning storms, or possibly even only when lightning strikes the ground (you'd better milk fast, then -- lightning can travel at speeds up to 140,000mph).

if you really want to catch one, though -- leave out some whiskey. the jackalope is partial to the "mountain dew," and will drink it all, slowing it considerably and making it easier to catch. it's a tricky little sucker, though, as it's apparently adept at mimicking human voices, a trait that it uses to throw people off of its trail.

the word's origins, somewhat obviously, lie in the combination of "jackrabbit" and "antelope," and there's even a species of southwestern rabbit, Lepus alleni, that's called the antelope jackrabbit).

and while it may have evolved into the portrait of a cute and cuddly animal, it's thought that the actual origins of the myth may link back to sightings of rabbits with the Shope papilloma virus, which causes growths on the head and body that quite resemble antlers.

but that's kind of depressing.

instead, let us celebrate this weird and wily animal for what it is: a snipe-hunt-styled excuse to fool the gullible.

an iconic symbol to tattoo on yourself:

and to use to promote beer.

a magic card to use to do...something:

and a texan minor league sports team to root for:

and an excuse to have a party.

so to you, my friend the jackalope, i say "cheers."

suggestions for future "random word thursdays," and donations of stuffed jackalope heads are graciously accepted.

mosca melenuda terrible

2010-12-08T14:49:00.000-08:00

i was having a hard time finding a science news story that i found interesting and entertaining enough to write about tonight.

sure, scientists at the university of colorado discovered (and published in the journal Science Translational Medicine) that stem cell injections in mice can not only boost leg muscle, but prevent age deterioration (bringing me one step closer to finally having "ups"), and that's amazing...

but it just wasn't what i was looking for.

until i found this:

"Africa's 'terrible hairy fly' found in Kenya"

yes, that's right.

a terribly hairy fly.

apparently, scientists haven't seen this fly in the wild in 62 years, but even more amazing? it can't actually fly. Mormotomyia hirsuta is approximately one centimeter long (the common house fly grows to be 0.8-1.2cm), covered in tiny yellow hairs, and has non-functioning wings.

it's also very likely that it only lives in a single rock-cleft in uzaki hill, east of nairobi. why, you ask? well, the hairy fly has a predilection for breeding in bat guano, something that this rock cleft is in no shortage of.

not much else is known due to the extreme rarity of the fly, but this much is known, and this much is disappointing:

there is currently no known luchador wrestling under the name: "mosca melenuda terrible."

(though a google image search for "terrible hairy fly" DID eventually net this:)

to make up for that, here's a picture of a piglet squid:

my cousin is a liar

2010-12-07T15:10:00.000-08:00

i was told last night that "[i hadn't] updated, in, like, a year." it's been 6 months. that's a LOT different. either way, i guess i'm back on this horse. in fact, i've been challenged -- "holidailies," i'm told. well, i don't know about actually posting to reddit, and i missed the official start yesterday but a challenge is a challenge, and i figure why not do some writing along the way.

oh, and cousin? i FULLY expect you to compete in the cinnamon challenge with me now. you owe me.

anyway, i've decided in the interest of keeping this interesting, i'm going to figure out some sort of mission statement/goal/theme, not for the blog in general, but for, say, each day.

sunday -

monday - morrissey monday: to entertain myself, i'm going to, on mondays, find a ridiculous picture of morrissey and write 50 words to go along with it (as apparently, 50 words is the minimum i'm allowed to write).

tuesday - new music day: starting next week, i'll post something about new(ish) releases for the week. i'm keeping it vague here, partly because we're heading into that time of year where the new stuff dries up until after the holidays.

wednesday - SCIENCE! in honor of mythbusters airing on wednesdays, i'm going to write about science here. well, write about it as best i can, which will likely involve a lot of links and "oh, hey, this is awesome!"

thursday -

friday - judging a movie by its cover: once a week, i'm going to pick a movie to watch streaming on netflix based solely on the cover art. i will then post about said movie.

saturday - beer me: i am obsessed with trying new beers. writing about them will be my justification for that.

sunday and thursday are open season, that is, unless someone suggests an excellent topic/theme for me to run with. i'm just putting that out there to anyone who might be reading this.

10 Happifying Things

2010-06-02T12:58:00.001-07:00

1. Joining LA Fitness. I've gone twice since joining on Friday and I'm going again tonight. I enjoy exercising and enjoy the sauna afterwards even more.

2. Going to Boston this weekend! The wife and I are going to eat at a bunch of great-looking restaurants (it's our six-year dating anniversary on Saturday), we're going to go on a tour of the Sam Adams brewery, we're going to go to the New England Aquarium, AND we're going to go see Conan O'Brien live! I realize that's about 6 things in one, but they're all part of the same package if you ask me.

3. It's summer! Yeah, it's hot outside, but I'm pretty happy we're currently experiencing a much sunnier June than we did last year, and summer means bike rides, Rita's, cook-outs, green trees, drive-ins, Wipeout, mini-golf, fresh fruit, and the beach.

4. Going to Ireland in July for a good ol' fashioned Irish Wedding. This will mark the first time that I've been to Europe, and will likely mark the beginning of my liver's strike against my body. I'm giving it a rest starting now to prepare for the three-day party.

5. The Alamo Draft House and their movie posters. I just think they're really cool. Anyone want to lend me a couple of million so I can open up a franchise in NJ? Cool, thanks.

6.

(If you don't watch the whole thing, make sure you skip to the 2 minute mark to see the BEST THING EVER.)

7. Mario Galaxy 2 (Wii), Borderlands (Xbox 360), and the impending release of LEGO: Harry Potter Years 1-4 (Xbox 360).

8. My stupid cat. Iggy rules, every other cat drools...like Iggy does, when we try to give him medicine.

9. The Daily What. Specifically, this, but in general, this site is full of things that make me happy multiple times a day.

10.

we live for reference sections in libraries...but mostly metal.

2010-01-27T14:05:00.001-08:00

this. is. freaking. amazing.

i don't need no instructions to know how to rock.

i want to be friends with these dudes.

"Just Play The Game, Pretend To Do Work "

2010-01-15T13:03:00.000-08:00

i just recently (as in, a few seconds ago) realized that i've loved the descendents' album everything sucks for half my life.

and that's terrifying.

it's not terrifying that i've loved an album for that long. it is, in fact, quite the opposite of terrifying.

it's comforting to know that i can still feel this way about something that i loved with most of the fibers of my being when i was 14. there are only a handful of other things in life that a person can say that about and in a man's case, two (or one?) of them are nsfw. (edited to say: i had no idea how telling that last sentence was until i just re-read it after posting...think about it.)

which is one of the reasons that i love the descendents so much. even in 1996, 17 years after forming, and after singer milo aukerman got stupid numbers of degrees and became a research biochemist (apparently living in delaware...now i might have to reevaluate my stance on the first state), a bunch of middle-aged men with full-time jobs could still record an album with a song like "eunich boy," filled with the same stupid, juvenile, 14-year-old boy humor as early songs like "i like food," "pervert," and "enjoy."

but then that's the other part, and one of the reasons i can still love them now and for entirely different reasons i loved them then -- despite being (especially in the case of "coffee mug") full of the super-fast, surf-pop-punk that the descendents helped originate, and that is arguably a young man's game, everything sucks is surprisingly grown-up.

don't mistake "grown-up" for "mature," because it's not "mature" (see "when i get old"), and neither am i.

because you know what? i got my w2s the other day, and the "taxman came and took my money/ now all my other bills are gonna be late...everything sucks today." and "this place sucks/ i haven't found a single thing to call my own/ and there's nothing left for me to do/ just play the game, pretend to do work...it's just this place, this place sucks!"

but it's not all negative, and while 14 years ago, filled with unrequited puppy love, my favorite "song about a girl" was "i'm the one" ("i'm the one/ i've been here for you all along/ i'm the one/ who's shoulder you've been cryin on/ nice guys finish last/ no one knows as good as me"), now, as a married man, "we" fits the bill perfectly ("i don't care if we get a job/ we've already got a life/ we've got it made/ i don't know what the future holds/ all i know is you're there with me/ that's all i need/ hey, everything's gonna be okay/ we've got it made together/ when i look in your eyes/ i know what i want in life/ nothing more, nothing less").

so, descendents, thank you. thank you for 14 years of pumping me up, making me laugh, and helping me through the s^!tty times.

actually, i think you might have said it best:

Thank You - Descendents

I listen to you for hours, I'll listen all day
Just keep hitting me the right way
Sing your song in the shower
Cause you got a way
To say what I can never say right - right on
When I feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong

I won't say your name
But you know who you are
I'll never be the same again now - no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play

You don't get played on the radio
That's not the game you play
Well I don't care anyway
I glued your tape in the stereo
So I know every word, every note
And every chord is right - right on
When I feel weak you make me feel strong
Make me feel strong feel like nothing's wrong

I won't say your name
You know who you are
I'll never be the same again now - no way
I just want to say thank you for playing the
Way you play

Did you know you're why I go
And waste my time
At a rock and roll show
You let me know I'm not alone
You make me feel strong, make me feel strong,
Feel like nothing's wrong

I won't say your name, you know who you are
I'll never be the same again now - no way
I just want to say
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play
Thank you for playing the way you play

as my friend said to me when he sent this to me...

2010-01-06T12:42:00.000-08:00

you are SO welcome.

the flaming muppets

2009-11-12T15:55:00.000-08:00

listening to the flaming lips and watching their videos, especially in more recent years, makes one wonder if, much like kenneth the page on 30 rock, wayne coyne views the world through muppet-flavored lenses. however, unlike kenneth the page, to wayne coyne, those muppets are the scariest things in the world.

just look at the look on his face in their video for "watching the planets" (totally nsfw, by the way).

although, in his defense here, if i were surrounded by that many naked hipsters and hippies, i'd probably be terrified as well.

also, if you had asked me this morning, "hey, will you see wayne coyne's penis today?" my answer would have a resounding "no."

sometimes, you just don't know what the day will bring.

ten things that are making me happy right now

2009-08-27T12:15:00.001-07:00

okay, so i'm inspired to write this blog post for two reasons: my cousin did something similar and i think it's an excellent exercise in positive thinking and then i'm only one blog post away (after this one, anyway), from breaking my previous blog record!

1) getting bobby flay burgers for dinner tonight. totally going to find out what the burger of the month is, and if it stinks? miami burger....mmmmm pressed ham....

2) 27 days until the official start of fall! things that that means? the return of pumpkin spice lattes, "cool ghoul" colored m&ms, target's always excellent halloween decorations, the dvd release of the long-delayed trick r treat, my other cousin's wedding, and a total justification of my horror obsession. plus, bug-free camping! (and no, those don't count as several different things. they count as one! go to hell!)

3) death metal. i'm listening to the south carolinian, egypt-obsessed band, nile, right at this second, and at home, in my free time, i'm watching the second season of metalocalypse, getting ready for the third and dethklok's second album.

The Essential Salts - Nile

4) the superchunk song "misfits and mistakes." whether it's the version with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force or not, it's still an amazing song. "For all the misfits, mistakes, and the others/Say you will, say you will/Fall down together like lines in your letters/Put all the random pieces together."

Misfits & Mistakes - Superchun...

5) prince.

Prince - Batdance
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6) okay...enough of the music ones... my wife. how's that for cheesey? would it make it better if i said "my family" (i.e., my wife and my cat)? no? oh well. you can go to hell again.

7) Zornow Must Be Destroyed. He's my of-the-moment illustrator obsession. but, give me about 30 seconds and i'll come up with some more. ed repka (that's by no means ALL of his stuff. not at all). drew millward. john dyer baizley. dan mumford. i can keep going. believe me.

8) less than 50 days until the release of brütal legend. start stretching your thumbs and banging your head: ..........NOW!

9) MetalSucks.net.

10) old-school sailor jerry-style tattoos.

on a completely different note, i think my new coworker is an alien.

he keeps asking the most random and simple questions like he's never experienced anything in his life before (weird stuff about dogs, the blackout of 2003, pizza, etc., etc.), and clearly, the only answer is that he must be an alien.

also, i totally just discovered this website, and it makes me happy in my heart:

Sleevage.com. why didn't i know about this before?

fact:

2009-08-26T12:44:00.000-07:00

foxboro hot tubs is the best thing that green day has done in the last 9 years.

bizarre song of the day

2009-07-01T09:50:00.001-07:00

reminds me of shonen knife a bit. i'm not even sure if i like it all that much, i'm just more oddly intrigued.

Basket Ball Get Your Groove Ba...

i won't sit down, i won't shut up...

2009-06-30T13:13:00.000-07:00

song of the day:

Photosynthesis - Frank Turner

the funk of 40,000 years....

2009-06-26T07:03:00.001-07:00

well, embedding was disabled by request, so i'm gonna link to this m.f. =

Michael Jackson - Thriller

this was one of my favorite records growing up, and can probably be viewed as partially to blame for my current horror-obsessed brain (i love and loved vincent price's voice-over), so i have to pay respects to the man who sang "the man in the mirror." yeah, you had some rough times m.j., but you also brought a lot of people a lot of joy. my cousin val told me yesterday that she hates the phrase "r.i.p." because it makes her think of zombies, and she doesn't need to be thinking of zombies when someone is paying respect to their grandmother. in that respect, i can't help myself:

and now, because we could probably all use a laugh, i got an email about this site this morning:

Your Baby Is An Asshole

it's arguable that i've never had good taste in the first place....

2009-06-25T11:53:00.000-07:00

song of the day...r.i.p.

The Day Farrah Fawcett Died - ...

awkward photo choice.....

2009-06-24T09:39:00.000-07:00

i'm sure wherever she is, whomever she is, this woman does not appreciate her hindquarters being compared to a sinkhole. just sayin'

(from yahoo)

word has it that superman, norway tipped them off...

2009-06-15T12:21:00.000-07:00

Excuse me, I would like to live in Batman...

can you imagine if a rash of towns, named after super heroes, formed a justice league, and they fought super-villainy worldwide?

a boy can dream, can't he?

who would have thought space butterflies could be metal?

2009-06-11T08:00:00.000-07:00

Mastodon "Oblivion"

also? watch for the "fail!" around minute two.

totally not "fail?" jay-z's new song "D.O.A."

the idea that one of the biggest names in mainstream hip-hop is releasing his new record (the blueprint III) without any auto-tune (from mtv), smack in the middle of our cultural auto-tune lovefest, BLOWS my mind. there's a reason jay's the best at what he does. he just auto-tuned my heart.

also? i can't really speak for the song (they're pretty hit-or-miss in general), but the new killers video just gave brian fallon (of gaslight anthem) a heart-boner:

i imagine that's what the inside of his head looks like. i'd be curious to hear gaslight do this song, actually, maybe give it a little more spine and a little more soul. someone want to tell him to get on that?

a feedbag of truckstop linkage

2009-06-10T08:05:00.000-07:00

none of this has anything to do with feedbags or truckstops, i just felt like referencing lagwagon. anyway, even though i feel like the era of the mashup has passed a bit (girl talk's amazing feed the animals notwithstanding; there was TOO much mashup in that for it to really be considered the same kind of beast -- it's like comparing a stuffed animal of a kitten with a full-grown tiger), one of my coworkers forwarded me this this morning, and it was so awesome, i had to share:

and then there's this, which my cousin sent me, and which is alarmingly true, at least for the first 1/2:

30 Rock is a Rip Off of the Muppet Show!

ooh, and what's this?

FUTURAMA!!!!

nooooOOOOooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!

2009-06-04T12:34:00.001-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090604/ap_en_ot/us_games_brutal_legend_lawsuit

sites that i think are awesome but probably don't need my help getting visitors of the day....

2009-06-04T10:26:00.001-07:00

The Book Cover Archive

Gigposters

can you tell i'm a frustrated designer/artist?

beware, the unheard of depths of depravity:

2009-05-29T11:11:00.000-07:00

"uncensored oprah in club"

that totally wins for spam of the day.

she said....werewolf!!!!

2009-05-29T08:03:00.000-07:00

cross-dressing werewolf nuns, bondage vampires, and the blues...man, they sure don't make music videos like they used to:

this totally doubles as the song of the day.

truth in advertising

2009-05-28T12:19:00.000-07:00

aside from a weird trend recently in the spam that i get every day at work to be getting emails from 1977, i have to admit that i appreciate a new, direct approach that they're trying. take this subject line, for example:

"i beg you to buy some viagra"

i mean, i guess you can't claim then that they're duping you into anything...

i hope this doesn't mean that they're completely changing their approach though. i don't want to miss out on gems like:

"give her real immoral pleasure"

and

"fertilize your male tree"

aahhhh, the internet. how else would i be so entertained while at work?

i felt up your feelings

2009-05-28T09:21:00.000-07:00

this whole album (stephen malkmus's s/t debut from 2001) is pretty amazing, but this definitely wins for song of the day, and it's not even 1:00pm yet:

Discretion Grove - Stephen Mal...

i used to be with "it," and then they changed what "it" was...

2009-05-28T07:37:00.000-07:00

...and now what i'm with isn't "it," and what is "it" seems weird and scary to me.

i just listened to the new black eyed peas song at the behest of a coworker, and it's terrible. they used to be progressive and old school at the same time, and while it's arguable that by adapting kanye west's recent infatuation with the 808 drum machines and auto-tune (lil wayne? i'm looking in your direction, too...), they're still doing that, now they're doing it from a position of behind the curve instead of ahead of it.

they've also dumbed themselves down tremendously, and don't have any of the wit and spark apparent on their earlier records. back in 1998 in their first single, "fallin' up," will.i.am spoke to the haters, theorizing that the reason they weren't getting respect was because they didn't wear "tommy hilfiger and baseball caps," but now they might as well be. so much of what they've become has to do with fashion and trends and everything they stood apart from 10 years ago. contradicting themselves again, it seems like they're "using dollars to represent," and don't seem to be using their "inner sense and talent" like they used to.

so i leave you with a question: what the hell, black eyed peas? what the hell?

what's that? you say you just stepped in dog poo?

2009-05-27T09:13:00.000-07:00

http://sadtrombone.com/

today is punk rock day

2009-05-27T08:31:00.000-07:00

i am only going to listen to punk albums all day. so far that has included the real mckenzies and authority zero. i wonder how long it'll take me before i want to smash the system or at least get smashed? here's this: