"uncensored oprah in club"
that totally wins for spam of the day.
Friday, May 29, 2009
she said....werewolf!!!!
cross-dressing werewolf nuns, bondage vampires, and the blues...man, they sure don't make music videos like they used to:
this totally doubles as the song of the day.
this totally doubles as the song of the day.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
truth in advertising
aside from a weird trend recently in the spam that i get every day at work to be getting emails from 1977, i have to admit that i appreciate a new, direct approach that they're trying. take this subject line, for example:
"i beg you to buy some viagra"
i mean, i guess you can't claim then that they're duping you into anything...
i hope this doesn't mean that they're completely changing their approach though. i don't want to miss out on gems like:
"give her real immoral pleasure"
and
"fertilize your male tree"
aahhhh, the internet. how else would i be so entertained while at work?
"i beg you to buy some viagra"
i mean, i guess you can't claim then that they're duping you into anything...
i hope this doesn't mean that they're completely changing their approach though. i don't want to miss out on gems like:
"give her real immoral pleasure"
and
"fertilize your male tree"
aahhhh, the internet. how else would i be so entertained while at work?
i felt up your feelings
this whole album (stephen malkmus's s/t debut from 2001) is pretty amazing, but this definitely wins for song of the day, and it's not even 1:00pm yet:
i used to be with "it," and then they changed what "it" was...
...and now what i'm with isn't "it," and what is "it" seems weird and scary to me.
i just listened to the new black eyed peas song at the behest of a coworker, and it's terrible. they used to be progressive and old school at the same time, and while it's arguable that by adapting kanye west's recent infatuation with the 808 drum machines and auto-tune (lil wayne? i'm looking in your direction, too...), they're still doing that, now they're doing it from a position of behind the curve instead of ahead of it.
they've also dumbed themselves down tremendously, and don't have any of the wit and spark apparent on their earlier records. back in 1998 in their first single, "fallin' up," will.i.am spoke to the haters, theorizing that the reason they weren't getting respect was because they didn't wear "tommy hilfiger and baseball caps," but now they might as well be. so much of what they've become has to do with fashion and trends and everything they stood apart from 10 years ago. contradicting themselves again, it seems like they're "using dollars to represent," and don't seem to be using their "inner sense and talent" like they used to.
so i leave you with a question: what the hell, black eyed peas? what the hell?
i just listened to the new black eyed peas song at the behest of a coworker, and it's terrible. they used to be progressive and old school at the same time, and while it's arguable that by adapting kanye west's recent infatuation with the 808 drum machines and auto-tune (lil wayne? i'm looking in your direction, too...), they're still doing that, now they're doing it from a position of behind the curve instead of ahead of it.
they've also dumbed themselves down tremendously, and don't have any of the wit and spark apparent on their earlier records. back in 1998 in their first single, "fallin' up," will.i.am spoke to the haters, theorizing that the reason they weren't getting respect was because they didn't wear "tommy hilfiger and baseball caps," but now they might as well be. so much of what they've become has to do with fashion and trends and everything they stood apart from 10 years ago. contradicting themselves again, it seems like they're "using dollars to represent," and don't seem to be using their "inner sense and talent" like they used to.
so i leave you with a question: what the hell, black eyed peas? what the hell?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
today is punk rock day
i am only going to listen to punk albums all day. so far that has included the real mckenzies and authority zero. i wonder how long it'll take me before i want to smash the system or at least get smashed? here's this:
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